March 2012
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tonight’s dinner is chicken a la bragg where i eat chicken and struggle with chemistry
actually where did he put all of his hair after he shaved it
MIRACLES
haikus for tony
atangleofblonde:
tony you are bald who has stolen all your hair? trying to adapt tony, answer this is your scalp feeling chilly? i can knit you hats good thing you like blue good thing you wear blue always i can still find you haikus for tony
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I WANT BIG BOOBS.
i shelled out $6 to my brother and he bought be 28 blank cassette tapes on ebay
today i get an email from my dad
“i have a box of these in the garage”
thanks dad
so uh i might apply for a job at yoforia
ya know
workin the froyo
a froyo mofo at yofo
…
yolo
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thrashmetalftw:
Blue Orchid - The White Stripes
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i have no idea what’s going on in unit 4 right now so i’m just gonna bring headphones to school tomorrow and bullshit everything
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“[i have a crush on] that androgynous homestuck with the batman shirt”
– courtney
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“lets be nice and feel bad for someone who killed three people”
– white teenage girls (via annefranksgasmask)
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Watchohgrrrl:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
ben’s soulmate
no we can’t be lovers
there is a message on his wii and he doesn’t stop dancing to answer it
RUDE
if courtney and i ever had a dinner party here is what the menu would be
breadsticks
fried okra
dinosaur oatmeal
dr pepper
and rent would be playing because dinner theater
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
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letthemeatmacaroons:
Bjork - I miss you (Dobie...
cumberbatchandbowtie:
Just read a post about someone saying they were having Benedict Cumberbatch’s twins and went into explicit detail about it.
It was right above a post where someone compared “coming out” as “bensexual” to coming out as being queer.
everyone is bensexual
i mean come on look at me
URGENT: Google privacy policy change
fuckyeahfeminists:
Just got this in an email
In just a few hours, new policies will take effect at Google, endangering your privacy.
Tech publication Gizmodo reports, “things you could do in relative anonymity today [like your web searches], will be explicitly associated with your name, your face, your phone number come March 1st.” And this applies retro-actively if you don’t act today.
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